"I'm going to Mexico to get some cheap Lexapro."

“Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.”
- Robert Frost (recently seen on Knitgrrl’s blog)

"If you get glitter on you, be prepared to have it forever. Because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies."

-Demetri Martin

"Is coherency really necessary?"
-Overheard at the Austin National Novel Writing Month brunch

"Did you know it's impossible to be depressed and yodel at the same time?"
-Today's "Over the Hedge" comic strip

"The Captain Nemo group is going."
-Mom (she meant Nanowrimo)

"When I get scared, I start shouting, and when I start shouting, I get scared."
-Darrell Hammond as Chris Matthews on Saturday Night Live

"Rainbows. Deadly Rainbows."
-Today's "Pearls Before Swine" comic strip

"...I'm imagining my yarn with yeast infections."
-Livejournal knitting group, this thread

"...the people at the All Your Crafts Are Belong to Us craftstore are unlikely to be able to help much."
-On livejournal punk_knitters group, here.